I hit words at random on iOS 8’s new predictive text feature so I could see what type of sentence my phone thinks I’m likely to say, and


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If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

Why the fuck would I do that

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I feel so bad for Liam…first his arm…then his leg….next louis is gonna go for his spine

I deserve the url tomlinwolf

is tomlinboogey a cute halloween url for October